Wacky Blog
Because there is a lot of weird junk all around and I like it.
Fun with Editing: Men's Health
Because inside of every man there is apparently a shallow yuppie.
June 17, 2010
Jesus Pets
You pets will survive the rapture, who will take care of them?
April 30, 2010
If someone you love has high blood pressure...
March 15, 2010
Fun with Editing: Reader's Digest
February 5, 2010
Fun with Editing: Susan Boyle
Like most people, I was very surprised by Susan Boyle when I saw the video of her singing. I knew a lot of people had judged her because of her looks. Now that's not a problem.
August 7, 2009
The Tragic Tale of an Inflatable Bra
The account of a bra accident is one of the funniest audio files I've heard in a long time. It's a case of truth being strager than fiction.
July 29, 2009
Girls Eating Sandwiches
Really, there is a list for pictures of girls eating sandwiches. I'm not sure I get it. The randomness is funny, but I wonder if there is some innuedno that I'm not catching.
June 2, 2009
Explod-o-Rama Ministries
This site will help you accept Jesus. Unless it's burns out your retinas first.
May 7, 2009
Take Creepy Cat-Lady to the Next Level
The best way to bond with your cat is using the Yoga Kitty Program. Yoga is not only good for you, your cat will love it!
April 16, 2009
Fun with Editing: People Magazine
It's no secret that I hate People Magazine. It is the symbol of everything in our society that is useless and inane. However, it can be edited to reveal comic gold.
March 27, 2009
Freakshow Clock
You have always suspected that Japanese people were crazy. Watch this webclock for a while and see what you think. It's...um...unique.
March 19, 2009
Valentine for Perfect Strangers
This video makes absolutely no sense. I thinks that's why I like it. Warning: you may get the Perfect Strangers theme song stuck in your head.
February 11, 2009
Halloween: Explained by Idiots
I ran into this post today. Read it and see if you agree with me.
Yeah, um...like, I don't celebrate Arbor Day either. I don't think it's right to, like worship trees. You know that the Arbor Day Foundation is run by pagans, right?
Pagans can't do things for the Devil because they don't believe in the Devil. Thanksgiving is in November. You don't celebrate Halloween because it is pagan, but you have no problem celebrating Christmas- which actually has more pagan practices than Halloween.
October 20, 2008
Stargate Fans are Whackjobs
Just this week, I finished watching all 10 seasons of Stargate SG1. With the help of Netflix it took about a year. It was a lot of work, but I made a goal and stayed committed.
I got online to do a bit of reading about the series and discovered that Stargate fans are absolutely crazy. They demand a lot of stuff and make websites that are pinnacle of nerdiness.
Here are a few of my favorites (by favorite, I mean most disturbing):
Richard Dean Anderson -He's not just for Patty and Selma anymore.
fansofstargate.com -You don't want to miss a convention, clearly.
savedanieljackson.com -Apparently, when the Daniel Jackson character left the show people threw a fit. A hilarious fit.
stripdaniel.com -and then, when he was on the show again, nerd-pervs demanded nudity.
Amanda Tapping -sometimes nreds get right to the point.
sg1-heliopolis.com -Holy Crap! There's fan fiction. If you click on that link, you will be the biggest nerd who ever lived.
Asgard Vs. Wraith -Some people apparently have nothing to do...ever.
Kylie Petition -Nerds want Kylie Minogue to be a regular cast member on Stargate Atlantis. Even though Kylie Minogue is really easy on the eyes, I don't think she would fit in.
Watch one of my favorite Stargate clips.
September 6, 2008
How to Scare your Kids into Saving the Environment
Kids need to know how to do their part to save the world. Here is a really good site to teach them all about it.
August 22, 2008
24 Hour Ghetto Workout
You don't need to pay those outrageously high gym membership fees! You can work out anywhere, escpecially the ghetto. All you need is a bus stop, a street lamp, some car and a playground. It's ludicrous, but they're serious. I'm also sure they could beat the crap out of me, which is why I didn't say they were big, ugly dummyheads.
August 5, 2008
Excellent Use of Stock Photography
This really isn't the picture you would expect to see at fartafriend.com, but there it is.
July 23, 2008
Tay Zonday: Crash Into Weird
We've seen it with so many celebrities. They become famous and they begin using drugs, it's so sad. Poor Tay has either started using ultra-meth or just a lot of coffee. I suppose he could just be freakin' nuts.
July 15, 2008
Elephant Poop: What Can't it Do?
These people make all sorts of things from Elephant poop. Paper, photography paper, crap sculptures. It's amazing and eco-friendly!
June 26, 2008
Jewelry with a Creepy Necromantic Twist.
We now have the technology to create diamonds. We are so sci-fi advanced that we can make them out of dead people's hair. You can even get a Beethoven diamond. If Moses were still alive he would condemn this.
June 10, 2008
Apparently Rachel Ray is a Terrorist.
We've reverted to McCarthyism with this latest craziness. It appears Rachel Ray's ad for Dunkin' Donuts was pulled because her scarf is too much like a keffiyeh - that thing arabs wear on their noggins. Is there no end to human stupidity and the inability to learn? It's a scarf.
May 29, 2008
Huggable Urns? Who comes up with this crap?
The best way to remember a dead loved one is to hug a teddy that has their ashes crammed in it. People should learn to deal with death by reading Emily Dickinson poems, not with teddy bears.
May, 19 2008
Internet Marketing is Weird
I love it when marketing programs read the location of your IP address or service provider and try to "customize" the advertisement to you.
When I decided to log out of Myspace instead of reading some bulletins where people answer 200 questions about whether or not they like balloons, I saw this ad for super hot girls in my area:
I'm pretty sure these girls don't live in Rockland. Ok, I've been to Rockland and I'm completely sure none of these girls live there.
May, 11 2008
Tay Zonday and Chocolate Rain
Earlier this week I ran into several people who had never seen Chocolate Rain. It's so enriching, I want everyone to see it. And if you can actually sit through the whole thing you get extra points.
May, 10 2008
